Monday 31 May 2010

More One Liners | Jokes

I've been looking at some Corduroy pillows apparently they are making headlines!

Did you know that 41.5 percent of all statistics are just made up.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Have you ever stopped to think then forgot to start again?

My husband said I never admit my age, I told him he never acts his!

I'm not a complete idiot, I've got a leg missing!

Latest quote from the new government: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

I'm planning to be spontaneous, tomorrow.