Remember the late great Tommy Cooper, I have come across a selection of his famous jokes or one liners. Still funny after all these years.
Went to the paper shop - it had blown away.
I went to buy some camouflage trousers the other day, I couldn't find any.
Last night I dreamed I ate a ten-pound marshmallow, when I woke up the pillow was gone.
A woman told her doctor, 'I've got a bad back. 'The doctor said, 'It's old age.' The woman said, 'I want a second opinion. 'The doctor says, 'OK. you're ugly as well.'
I went to the Doctors the other day, and he said, 'Go to Bournemouth, it's great for 'flu.
So I went, and I got it.'
A man walked into the doctor's, The doctor said 'I haven't seen you in a long time' The man replied, 'I know I've been ill'.
A man walked into the doctor's, he said 'I've hurt my arm in several places'.
The doctor said 'well don't go there any more'.
I went to the doctors the other day and I said, 'have you got anything for wind?'
So he gave me a kite.
Slept like a log last night, woke up this morning in the fireplace.
I Went to the corner shop - bought 4 corners.
I became a member of The Secret Seven. It's so secret, I don't even know who the other six are.
