Today's Joke | Duck Bread

Many thanks to Timm bone for Today's joke.

Duck waddled into a bar, asked barman "Have you got any bread?"
"We don't do bread" the barman replied.
Next day, in waddles duck again, "Have you got any bread?"
"I told you we don't do bread" said barman, "and if you ask me again I will nail your beak to the bar!"
Next day, Duck waddles in, "Have you got any nails?"
"WE DON'T DO NAILS" barman shouted.
"Have you got any bread then?"
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