Todays Joke | The Old Sailor

Here is another one of unkown origin, sent to me via email, todays joke.

The Old Sailor

An old retired sailor puts on his old uniform
and heads for the docks once more, for old times sake.


He engages a prostitute and takes her up to a room.


He's soon going at it as well as he can for a guy his age,
but needing some reassurance, he asks, 'How am I doing ?'


The prostitute replies, 'Well, old sailor, you're doing about three knots.'


'Three knots ? he asks. 'What's that supposed to mean ?'


She says, "You're knot hard, you're knot in, and your knot getting your money back."

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