Hi folks, it's been a while I know, but here is todays joke:
Preventing a suicide
A tough looking gang of bikers were out riding when they spotted an attractive young lady about to jump off Sydney Harbour bridge - so they stopped.
The gang leader, a big burly guy, gets off his bike and says, "What are you doing?"
"I'm going to commit suicide," she says.
While he did not want to appear insensitive, he didn't want to miss an opportunity either, so he asked, "Well, before you jump, why don't you give me a kiss?"
So, she did, and it was a long, lingering, passionate kiss.
After she finished, the biker said, "Wow! That was the hottest kiss I have ever had. That's a real talent you'll be wasting. Why are you committing suicide?"
"Because my parents don't like me dressing up like a girl......"
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