The man who ran over my cat said he'd like to replace it. "I hope you're good at catching mice" I replied.
I visited a lighthouse the other day and was told to sit in the corner.
I went to the doctors because I had insomnia. He told me to lie on the edge of the bed then I'd soon drop off.
Are baked be-ings a Lions favourite food?
The Daddy Lion told his cubs to wait until they saw the Zebra crossing.
What's striped, dangerous and lives in the jungle? A tiger on a pogo stick.
My cat ate a ball of wool. Soon after she had mittens.
I think my cat's been eating ducklings again. She's got that down in the mouth look.
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