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I've been looking at some Corduroy pillows apparently they are making headlines!

Did you know that 41.5 percent of all statistics are just made up.

Love is blind, but marriage is a real eye-opener.

Money isn't everything, but it sure keeps the kids in touch.

Have you ever stopped to think then forgot to start again?

My husband said I never admit my age, I told him he never acts his!

I'm not a complete idiot, I've got a leg missing!

Latest quote from the new government: We've got what it takes to take what you've got.

I'm planning to be spontaneous, tomorrow.